Now

I doubt anyone actually looks at these, but if they do, thanks.


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What a boring post...


OOH HAIL MASTER DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

French

We 'ave all 'eard of zem, oui?

Zey are ze most amazing chefs, generals, painters and sexiest of all people.
But who am I talking about?
Why, ze French, of course!

No One Listens...

No One Listens pretty much sums up this blog.
I'm not popular, no one listens to me, my so-called "Friends" like to insult me.


 I've no life whatsoever. My family hates me.

My failure at life affects no one.

Not even me.

Friends.

I've none.
At least, I do not think I do.
Perhaps, in a far-away land called ElmGlaze...but not here. Not now.

Oh...I am so lonely.

Will no one be my friend?

Yay.

Ah, excellent!
I now have a blog.
But why, I find myself asking.
I've nothing to talk about.
I hope to publish books, yes, but I am yet to do that.
So, I hope people shall join this, and give me things to talk about.
AH! I know.
Shall I explain a little about my book?
Yes?
Alright, then. I shall.
But later.